More thoughts on languages

I’m super fascinated right now with languages: how many people speak more than one? Which ones? What would it take to be able to speak with 50% of the world’s population? 80%? Are there any speakers that are so staunchly monolingual that getting closer to 100% would require learning those languages?

I’ve started trying to answer some of these questions, cobbling together data from a few disparate sources.

This WaPo article starts to answer a few of the questions, but I’m not sure about their methodology. Do I really care? Meh. But here’s what grabbed me: “two-thirds of the world’s population share only 12 native languages“. Dannnnng. I had calculated it at 13, but for only 50% of the world. So ok, what are those 12 special languages one must know?


The Darling Dozen are Chinese (unfortunately they lump all dialects, which I think is short-sighted), Hindi-Urdu (which are separate in my calculations), Arabic, English, Spanish, Bengali, Russian, Portuguese, German, Japanese, French, and Italian.

This is mind-blowing to me. 66% speak a common 12 languages? Natively?? Dang. That seems like a home run. However, looking more closely, there are lots of nuances that need to be delved into there, like that Chinese isn’t a single language and, from what I understand, isn’t mutually intelligible from language to language. However, using Wikipedia’s 2010 numbers, Mandarin is 955M, Wu is 80M, Yue 59M, Jin 48M, and Southern Min 47M. I can live with that inconsistency of only about 200M. I don’t have a single clue about the differences between Urdu and Hindi, but at least Wikipedia says they’re mutually intelligible.

In fact, even over at Mentalfloss, they’ve got a different number: “more than half of the world’s population speaks one of just 23 languages”. This is far more languages than I’d calculated, but again, I’m using old 2007 numbers as from Wikipedia. Still, they found a cool graphic from a dude on the South China Morning Post:


I think the number of languages you’d need to speak with half of the world natively is somewhere in between those two figures, perhaps even back at my original guesstimate of 13. So much guesswork, though.

Ethnologue, which I would trust much further than Wikipedia or WaPo—or my own guesswork, has this as the breakdown, which includes Javanese in the top 12 languages, well above Italian. Here’s a snippet of their chart, with the final column on the right being speakers in millions:


Well, I suppose if the goal is to travel a lot and speak with as many people when you get there, a traveler should live in the Venn diagram overlap between most-spoken native languages and most-learned second languages. Here’s the second language learners, again from that WaPo article:


So if you’re aiming to strike up a conversation anywhere in the world and have a good chance to find someone who can bend your ear too, aim for English, Mandarin, Spanish, Hindi or Urdu, Arabic, and French.

Just the other day a friend told me he was nearing fluency with his Chinese (Mandarin), and already spoke Spanish pretty well. We had our conversation in English, and some quick math shows he can already speak with basically 1 in 5 people on the planet, in their native tongue. If we add in second language or learners to that, he’s looking at about 42% of the world’s population, or 2 in 5. Just one more language for him (the Hindi-Urdu two step) and he’s up to 49.88%. Wow!!

I wonder what one could do with this information…

A single rainbow

What does it mean?? Well, it means that next time I might make a few more rainbow arcs if I have time. I wish I had some non-dark stars, but hey, a little rain must fall, right?


Peer pressure tiara

Ok, not really. My friends at work ask me about my tiaras when I don’t wear one; it’s not quite the same as peer pressure, but it’s a spur to make another all the same. I seem to need such reminders lately. I think trying to stream their makings is too much pressure for me to perform, and the tiaras are supposed to be fun. 

The glitter glasses were peer pressure for sure, to go with my shoes.   

surprisingly, the glitter on the lenses doesn’t affect sight
the requested in-use shot. if my hair were down, it’d be worn closer to my forehead

Spring tiara: put a bird on it

Something just sprang to mind while I was fiddling with this little tiara. Which, btw, I streamed out to twitch. It took around 45 minutes or so for me to make, and I used just a few glass seed beads, a few lengths of 24-gauge wire, a side comb, and one bird “bead” I made from copper-colored Fimo.

The perch for the bird is springy—as in boingesque—and the theme is Springy—as in March 21. Esque.

Enjoy! I sure did. It makes me laugh every time I catch sight of it on my head.



Return of the tiara

Last night a friend reminded me, encouraged really, to wear a “hidden tiara” today. It’s been a while since I’ve made or even worn one. I am grateful for her reminder. 

This one is designed to snug up against my top knot, hidden from the mortals far down below, who can’t see the top of my head.  I wanted to start working with wire a bit more, too.