Fun was had. The horns stayed on all race, two unis even had hooves, and two had sparkly tails. Many folks cheered us, clapped, and said they believed!! Yay, Austin! Where even unicorns can find a fanbase.
In other news, we lost Returtle again, but believe (clap clapclap) that he’ll turn up at the Statesman’s lost and found. Then we’re giving him a bell and a collar.