I guess I’m a super-nerd on two levels. First, I read Astronomy Picture of the Day, which is generally awesome no matter what. But for yesterday’s picture, my nerd-fu grew in a mighty squat-thrust of dumbass, when I saw what is clearly a picture of Abe Lincoln, naked and super hot model time, on the moon of Io.
Go on, see it for yourself. Update: I marked his location on the last image in this post. Tell me he’s not fabulous!
Update: per your request, Abe’s location revealed: