So this is what it feels like, huh?

No more debt.  No more house.  Nothing but piddly monthly bills like my sweet, sweet iPhone’s service plan, and of course my WoW account.

So weird to watch other people moving their stuff into my house today. Sigh.  First day of Spring, first day of homelessness, first day of crazy liquid cash.  You know those cartoony guys who have nothing, so they wear barrels instead of clothes (and why, btw)?  Well, I’m gonna get me one of those barrels and wear it, but fill it with all this cash I now have.  If I had a bathtub or a bed to my name anymore (sigh, bye-bye 5-foot jetted tub.  I’ll miss you and Scarecrow most of all), I’d simply fill the tub with money or fan it all out on the bed and swim or roll in it.   Or both.  But no.

p.s. your dog is totally going to tear those bamboo floors up.  I’m just saying.

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