I have a plan. A vast braingasm that’s spanned a thousand miles, laid out in the joy that is google documents. This plan converts simple Christmas gifts into a 12 day learning extravaganza, including recycled materials, delving into the deep recesses of the craft stash, and interactive gifts to use all year.
It’ll be great. I shall begin, turning this living room maelstrom into a gift that wows.
Except I can’t find my mod podge, rubber cement, or any other means of affixing paper to something flat.
That’s it. Call off Christmas. I’m going back to knitting.